An Amazing Phrase
Spending time with Uncle Doug (seen here in this poor "photobooth" picture with his prized spoon collection) has taught me much about the laundromat trade.
More importantly, I have learned an incredible phrase that maybe you've heard before, but I had not.
That phrase is, "I've got to get my poop in a group."
Figure out what "getting your poop in a group" means, and I think you'll find this a delightful turn of phrase to start using around those in your life who are offended easily by the words you choose.